127957
Joke of the Day
"Chivalry isn't dead. He's just sleeping. Right, chivalry? CHIVALRY!?"
Next Joke
"The FDA is banning trans fats because they're bad for you... but OJ has actually killed people!"
"Do not apologize for your dog coming up to me because this is exactly what I wanted"
"How do crazy people go thru the forest? They take the Psycho path."
"My sister is a 13 on the pH scale. She's basic but can't even."
"the children's version of ""The Catcher In The Rye"" is called ""My Little Phony"""
"What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school? I don't know, I just fly the drones"
"How do you titilate an ocelot? You oscillate its tit a lot."
"Him: I'm tolerant of the gay lifestyle. A neighbor of mine was gay. Me: Thanks. I'm tolerant of yours too. A neighbor of mine was an idiot."
"I like women like i like my pizza Crusty with lots of cheese."