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Joke of the Day

"New Joker looks like he has the Memento disease and needs a bunch of tattoos to remind him he's the Joker."

"I discovered a Star Wars themed sex technique... I call it the Hands Solo"

"(getting into a hot tub full of people) i guess we're making some people soup huh gang"

"Which French novelist looked like a scrotum? Balzac"

"This guy at work always looks down my blouse. So im going to put a piece of popcorn in there to see if he points it out."

"What do you call data on a Pediatricians computer? Pedi-files"

"What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper."

"Why aren't there any black magicians? Because magic is stupid."

"""I enjoy short walks to the fridge"" - Fat people personal ads"

"Why was Mary Jane not a virgin? Her mother leaves."