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Joke of the Day

"Oral sex caused Michael Douglas's throat cancer; Surgeon General orders that vaginas be tattooed with cancer warning."

"Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King didn't cover his whopper."

"I'm writing a book called ""Stop Overreacting"". If you guys don't buy it I'm going to kill myself."

"No Soap. Radio!!!"

"What do you call the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch voting? Counting Crows"

"Call of Duty is like the Boy Scouts, everyone's gay, and there's a lot of camping."

"I watched Canadian porn today... 2 girls 1 Stanley Cup ----------------- Credit Jeff Ross"

"What time does Sean Connery arrive at the Wimbledon? Tennish."

"Your Honor the defense rests. They are so tired. Aww they look like angels when they sleep. Kinda makes u forget about the double homicide"

"I asked Siri to tell me a joke She turned the front-facing camera on"