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Joke of the Day

"I saw the youtube-comment-jokes and raise you the edition I found while listening to skrillex! https://dl.dropbox.com/u/87956689/reddit/youtube.PNG"

"How do you call a prison inmate? With a cell phone."

"Then there was the Olympic Sprinter that tested positive for Viagra.... He tripped during the 100m Dash and won gold in the pole vault."

"My house is full of Valentines cards. I'm not a legend though Just a lazy postman"

"What is a pirates nightmare date? A girl with a sunken chest and no booty"

"Not sure why this lady looked so shocked when I whispered, ""LIAR!"" into her ear after I watched her type ""lol"". She did NOT lol."

"What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ? My pop is bigger than yours !"

"Why are black people unable to get a PhD Because they can't get past their masters."

"I like my women like I like my scotch... Twelve years old and mixed with coke."

"How many non-binary gender-fluent people does it take to change an LED lightbulb? DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY LIGHTBULB?"