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Joke of the Day
"Population Control: Make birth control a psychedelic. You're welcome."
Next Joke
"Our sex.. Would be a lot like eating caterpillars, a little awkward at first but totally worth it once butterflies sprayed out my butt. Top this pickup line so I can steal it and use it later."
"So I heard your mum is into fitness.. Fitness dick in her mouth"
"the logic of why the line in front of this bathroom is so long if pee, then queue"
"How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries"
"Having watched the entire season of a show before me doesn't make you better than me, it makes you more unemployed than me"
"Two jokes walk into a bar... Where's the punchline?"
"I bet Bruce Wayne sometimes accidentally signs his credit card receipts ""Batman"" when he's drunk. I know I do."
"Remember, if you're ever being attacked by a mob of clowns Always go for the juggler."
"What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're 13"