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Joke of the Day

"I thought reverse psychology was when.. you made your therapist cry"

"Where's the best place for a horse to grow up? In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me."

"Coffee Joke [OC] So the coffee asked the creamer, ""Are you outraged by our working conditions too, or do you support management?"" The creamer replied, ""I'm half and half."" ^^^I'm ^^^Sorry."

"One time I walked into KFC It was dark in there."

"My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up."

"Never been able to throw a frisbee too well, but I make up for it by having a huge dong & a really positive attitude"

"What did the black pedophile say? ""Hey kid, wanna help me snatch some candy?"""

"What do you call a color-blind pop artist? See No Green"

"Three nuns are sitting on a park bench. Then a man comes up and exposes himself to them. Two of them have a stroke. But the third one couldn't reach"

"Santa's sack is on the sleigh... Q.-Why is Santa Claus's sack so big and heavy ? A.-Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it is down a chimney!"