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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the people that Trump didn't pick to be in his cabinet? Qualified."
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"If electricity follows the path of least resistance... Why doesn't lightning only strike in France?"
"Did you hear about the gay midget? he just came out of the cabinet."
"In honor of Father's day, here is a typical dad joke. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint."
"What was Jamie Bulger's favourite Bob Dylan album? 'Blood on the Tracks'."
"Why was Kunta Kinte such a renowned philosopher? He pondered the question ""Toby, or not Toby?"""
"What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi? People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do"
"No, YOUR incapable of properly employing the second-person possessive pronoun."
"I bet Yoda was pretty hot before he turned into an old Asian lady."
"Why did the stoner go to the chapel? To marry Jane"