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Joke of the Day

"Why did the stoner go to the chapel? To marry Jane"

"What was David Bowie's last hit? Probably Morphine"

"Are rape jokes funny in this subreddit? I wouldn't want to do anything if you guys said NO."

"How many ears does Spock have? The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear."

"I shot a man in Reno, Just to watch him cry. It was just a Nerf gun you big baby!"

"I always wanted to be Batman when I was younger. Not because of the money or the gadgets. I just hated my parents."

"Oh, you were sexually harassed in the workplace? Sounds like a personnel problem."

"A hobbit walks into a bar It was very low down."

"Tampons What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing they're both stuck up cunts."

"1. Put on clown shoes. 2. Sit in toilet stall with feet pulled up. 3. Wait for someone to enter other stall. 4. Slowly lower feet to floor"