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Joke of the Day
"What was Jamie Bulger's favourite Bob Dylan album? 'Blood on the Tracks'."
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"No matter how lazy you feel, just remember that Goldilocks decided to take a nap during a b&e."
"I tried... I tried reading a book about self-hypnosis but it keeps sending me to sleep."
"Why are business men's toilet clogged? They gave too many shits"
"Someone at this party is wearing the same shirt as me. It's very awkward. How did this happen. We barely even fit in this shirt."
"My girlfriend asked me to 'eat the booty like groceries' But I'm on a glute-free diet"
"What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese man on the telephone. Wing wing, halo?"
"What do you call a trio of Muslims? The Three Mosqueteers."
"On TV shows, answering machines are actually saying leave a message after the fuck."
"Who Found America Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did."