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Joke of the Day
"ProTip: Make sure heated seats are off before putting your purse on them...lipstick melts."
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"Over the weekend, my girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said ""Wow, that's an awfully big word for a 12 year old."""
"forgive me Father for I have sinned, this is my fourth slice of pizza"
"How do you call someone named olaf with ebola? Ebolaf"
"Melanoma victims hate it at first... ...but it grows on them.^I'm^sorry^..."
"A group of Jewish women are eating at a diner. Their waitress walks by and asks ""Is anything alright?"""
"What do you call the doctor for dogs? Dogtor"
"Never Marry A Tennis Player Love means nothing to them."
"What do you say to a black guy with a job? Keep at it, inmate!"
"Gonna start rapping about women's rights... Call me Feminem."