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Joke of the Day
"What does OP never do?"
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"A lion walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave predicting the impending danger at hand."
"""Son, I found a condom in your room"" ""Gee, thanks, Grandpa!"" ""Why are you calling me Grandpa?"" ""Because I couldn't find it yesterday."""
"Chuck Norris CAN in fact 'raise the roof'. And he can do it with one hand."
"What's a skunk's favourite game in school? Show and smell!"
"I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Then he put a black rubber ball in her mouth with a strap around her head I'm just telling you what I saw"
"If you're asking me to choose sides, I'll always choose potato salad."
"Chuck Norris VS Superman Chuck Norris and Superman once agreed to a fight, the loser had to wear their underwear on the outside of their pants."
"Local news station is airing a segment on free rent in exchange for sex. Look, you don't have to tell me how a marriage works."
"What did the deaf person get after having sex with a hooker? Hearing AIDS."