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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Rwandan tribe falling down a hill? Tutsi Roll."

"When I said 'You can't buy my love.' I meant with your salary."

"Women like to claim that they are equal to men... Women like to claim that they are equal to men, but women have never successfully oppressed and entire gender."

"If a camera adds on 10 pounds..... If a camera adds on 10 pounds, do African children even exist?"

"Greatest Hipster Joke Of All Time How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool!"

"Did you hear about the nation's best farmer? He's out standing in his field."

"Why was Hitler doomed to fail? because jew wrongs don't make a riech"

"What did the train on the way to Auschwitz say? JEW JEW! TUGATUGATUGATUGA JEW JEW!"

"What did the owl say to the squirrel? Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey."

"The road to Hell is paved with everything that feels like Heaven."