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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Italian whore? A pastatute. I'll see myself out."
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"Recycler's remorse Crushing coca cola cans is soda pressing."
"What does a penis and an ego have in common? All men have one! "
"Some days I want to leave everything and just run away with him. Other days I want to own 3 baby dragons and be fireproof and naked."
"Why do Native Americans hate snow? Its white and on their land."
"What's your favorite song?-Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store."
"I don't smoke, so I take ""screaming"" breaks at work."
"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh."