140265
Joke of the Day
"What's your favorite song?-Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store."
Next Joke
"What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks? The stove."
"Christian Bale has done ok for himself considering he's named after a religious bundle of hay."
"Fun idea: Not got kids? Hire a babysitter anyway, say kid is asleep upstairs and not to be woken. On your return ask where your child is."
"Why do Japanese women love to eat pixels?"
"The opening scene of the movie ""Saving Private Ryan"" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade."
"To neigh or not to neigh. That is equestrian."
"Pregnancy test that says, ""Your cart has 1 item in it"""
"Why should you send your sweetie a valentine? Because you always heart the one you love."
"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and an AR 15? One is responsible for the deaths of Americans, the other is an inanimate object."