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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh."
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"Born to be mild."
"Went to a talk at the pencil factory they made a series of excellent points"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aleta ! Aleta who ? Aleta from the tax man !"
"HIPSTER BOOTY CALL... BEER Can I buy you an ironically lowbrow beer?"
"why was the rabbit promoted to brewmaster? All his beers had a lot of hops"
"Why did the viper want to become a python? He got the coiling."
"Why did the semen cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning..."
"Policeman: Why did you crash into that stop sign? Motorist: I was only following orders."
"Why did the sperm cross the road? I put on the wrong pair of socks this morning."