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Joke of the Day

"I don't smoke, so I take ""screaming"" breaks at work."

"You guys ever hear the one about the man who ran naked through the church? They caught him by the organ."

"I shouldn't laugh at all what is brown and lives in a tree? - - - - - - - - -a stick"

"Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party? To the boo-ty parlour."

"Sorry I threw sliced bread at you when you were taking a duck face selfie"

"Date - ""I really dig intellectuals"" Me - ""oh yeah? well check this out babe"" [counts to 17]"

"do you qualify to be my crush? *pulls out list* *checks off has a beating heart* yup you qualify"

"Horses are so negative in meetings.... They are such neigh-sayers."

"Hillary's so crooked... she needs a Kaine for support."

"I can't stop making figurines of Frodo It's hobbit forming."