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"What's Trump's favorite type of nut? A walnut."
"My favorite party game is taking a drink every time I feel insecure amidst the surrounding group of people."
"What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You stop milking a cow after 10 years."
"I'm gonna vote for Trump at elections... Cuz I a'int ever seen a president assassinated"
"TIL that someone in the UK gets stabbed every 52 seconds Poor guy."
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