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"What's 18 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? Trump's tie"
"Can I just get a degree based on how many song lyrics I know?"
"What's the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit someone."
"Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me of course!"
"Milliband, Clegg and Farage have quit. Proof that the Conservatives are forcing people out of work."
"News, just in: Truck Stolen! A lorry containing 150 pallets of Viagra was stolen last night. Police are searching the country for a gang of hardened criminals."
"Did you hear about the butcher who backed up into a meat grinder? Apparently he got a little behind in his orders."
"Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher? He was Haydn"
"two deer are leaving a gay bar one turns to the other and says ""I cant believe I blew 40 bucks in there"""