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Joke of the Day

"I'm not only a workaholic, I drink at home too."

"If Psy has a kid Does that mean he does it broken condom style? I'll just show myself out."

"Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her!"

"I always say ""morning"" instead of ""good morning"". If it were a good morning I'd still be in bed instead of talking to people."

"What do you call a black dinosaur? A Tyroneosaurus Rex."

"I like my women like I like my ice cream, Rich, creamy, and in my freezer."

"Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)."

"I'm just like Bob Marley but not black or Jamaican or talented or dead but my hair gets tangly ."

"I was trying to think of a joke about Vietnam.... but then I realized people might find tet offensive."

"Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors? So they can see the battle."