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Joke of the Day

"I was trying to think of a joke about Vietnam.... but then I realized people might find tet offensive."

"When Chinese audiences see movies based on toys... ...they probably think ""Hey look! It's those toys we made!"""

"Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal."

"What's a dinosaur's favourite poetic meter? Ptero-Dactyls"

"My new thesaurus is truly awful! I honestly have no words to describe how angry I am!"

"I've only just realised that Saturday contains the word 'turd'. How marvelous."

"If peeing was an Olympic event, I would win gold. But then I would miss the awards ceremony because I was taking a leak."

"You are Darth Vader. How can you tell if your stormtroopers just played paintball in their freetime again? You can't."

"The filling in fortune cookies tastes like paper.."

"My girlfriend and I used to like to pretend she was Khaleesi and I was Drogo Until she called me ""Crack of her Moon"""