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Joke of the Day
"If Psy has a kid Does that mean he does it broken condom style? I'll just show myself out."
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"Where do sad Ukrainians go? Crimea River."
"Army Jokes by Major Laugh"
"A girl called me the other day and said, ""Come on over, nobody's home""... I went over. Nobody was home"
"What's Batman's least favourite album? A Night at the Opera."
"Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months? Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years."
"I told my friend I was traveling to Seattle... He asked who attle was."
"Whenever I drop something edible I just call my dog over to clean it up."
"All those who proclaim that a dog is man's best friend, Have never played with a pussy."
"My housemates may get angry at me for stealing all their cooking utensils.. ..but quite frankly that's a whisk I'm willing to take."