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Joke of the Day
"What is black, bitter and dont work worth a damn? Decaf coffee"
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"What was the last thing Arnold Schwarzenegger said before he was eaten by cannibals? ""I'll be snack."""
"Look, if all you have is candy corn in this van, I'm going to have to get out."
"What soft drink do pigs like best? Root beer."
"I need an ex-boyfriend so I have something to do on Facebook at 3 in the morning."
"My doctor said he needed a stool sample from me. The timing was perfect. I was about to go to Ikea anyway"
"My girl said for every upvote this gets I get one thrust for anal Please do not upvote, her strap-on looks really big....."
"tell me tbe ""the aristocrats"" joke Can someone tell me a good version of the aristocrats joke I'm trying to tell my friend but kinda mutilated it"
"Fine, don't vote, but then remember to be quiet and don't interrupt when the grownups are talking."
"I just pissed like a horse. Not an easy stance, let me tell you."