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Joke of the Day

"I need an ex-boyfriend so I have something to do on Facebook at 3 in the morning."

"Claustrophobia is the fear of closed spaces... For example, I'm going to the liquor store and I'm scared that it may be closed..."

"Origami The World Origami Championships is today. Let's see how it unfolds."

"Wanna See a perfect Relationship? You Wanna See A Perfect Relationship? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Watch A Movie... :P Coz it is possible in movies only."

"If Gingrich were to win the presidency... ...can we call his current wife the ""third lady?"""

"its raining men! hallelu..*thud* omg are you ok? *thud* oh sweet jesus! *thud* *thud* oh the horror! *thud* WHY GOD? WHYYYY??"

"I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction."

"Them: Pleasure to meet you. Me: Give it time."

"The sign at the pool says, Children Under 12 Require Supervision. I guess anyone over 12 is allowed in with only normal eyesight."

"Autocorrect is like my girlfriend. It always changes what I said to something I didn't mean."