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Joke of the Day

"My girl said for every upvote this gets I get one thrust for anal Please do not upvote, her strap-on looks really big....."

"To single moms... To single moms, I feel like the saying ""easy come easy go"" has an entirely different meaning."

"RT this if you like to repeat what other people say"

"What's it called when you poke a Scantron to make it laugh? A test tickle."

"What do you call a bikini clad conspiracy theorist? An illumi-hotty!"

"If theres an otter, youre underwater. If a ferret you see, then on land you be."

"[Seahawks locker room] Coach: okay if we want to win we will need to have a bigger number for the score! Wilson: well put! Well put!"

"What do you call a Mexican Buddhist? Om-bre"

"TIL Bill Cosby was staunchly against the laugh track on ""The Cosby Show."" But the studio didn't know what Bill meant by ""snore track."""

"""It's always Russia somewhere"" I whisper to my 4th shot of morning vodka."