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Joke of the Day

"A long, romantic kiss... and then - She: I think I swallowed your gum. He: No, I just cleared my throat."

"My great great grandfather died in a Nazi death camp. He fell off of a guard tower."

"[starts chanting in unison] In Unison! In Unison! In Unison! Government Official: I don't know what he wants, all I know is I don't like it."

"If you piss me off in the grocery store I will get in front of you in the checkout line and pay for a single tomato with a personal check."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Candy ! Candy who ? Candy cow jump over the moon !"

"Made reservations. For the grinandbearit."

"I love Halloween. Its the only time I can wear my KKK outfit and get away with it."

"Was invited into a group DM called procrastinators, it's been two weeks I'm still waiting to be added.... *my kind of people"

"When someone ask me... How are you?... I answer back... You mean in bed?"

"Beginning Magic by Beatrix Star"