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Joke of the Day

"How did you quit smoking? Decided to smoke only after sex"

"Patients get nervous when I walk into surgery wearing my lucky cape but I didn't go to medical school so I need all the luck I can get."

"What is the best spanish joke you've ever heard? I couldnt find the spanish section of reddit"

"My father complained ""I've been using a dating app, but I'm only meeting Middle Eastern men."" Dad, you're using Uber."

"I don't know what NBC showed last night.. But it must have been awesome, everyone is sporting their colors now."

"Relax lady, you can quit giving me dirty evil looks. I don't want my own husband, so I sure as hell don't want yours."

"Thanks for sharing your moon with me on Instagram. We don't have a moon where I live."

"Mcdonalds showing people doing yoga in their commercials is like George Bush having a library named after him."

"The roundest Knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi."

"My friend told me he wanted to join the Spanish Inquisition the other day. I managed to Torquemada it."