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Joke of the Day
"I bet all the other glues are really jealous of Super Glue."
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"Did you hear? Tony Romo tried committing suicide after yesterday's game... But the bullet was intercepted."
"Last time I got caught stealing a calendar I got 12 months."
"A man walks into a doctors office with a duck on his head... Duck says ""doc, you gotta get this guy out of my ass!"""
"How do you make a Giraffe go to war? You Giraffed it"
"How do you tell the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste."
"The phrase, ""Don't take this the wrong way"" has a zero percent success rate."
"do you ever check how much time there's left of an episode just to make sure they won't stop there"
"I wonder what Twitter employees do at work to waste time"
"Just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. The first few chapters were awful, but by the end I loved it."