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Joke of the Day

"Anne Boleyn: My love, I wait for but one word from you Henry VIII: New phone who dis Anne: Your wife Henry VIII: Lol which one"

"Want to hear a funny presidential joke? Donald Trump."

"So there's this new music attraction at SeaWorld featuring some guy they call Squid Barrett. They refer to themselves as Ink Floyd."

"If your girlfriend starts smoking... Slow down and try using some lube!"

"One obtuse angle says to the other, ""Oh man it's hot in here!"" The other one replies, ""Yeah, it's over 90 degrees!"""

"What do you call a masturbating bull? Beef Stroganoff."

"I can't wait until the year 2054 when the easy-listening music you hear in elevators will be Skrillex."

"I run a nonprofit organization that helps keep homeless substance abusers warm during harsh winters. It's called Snuggies for Druggies"

"Whats long and black? The unemployment line"

"Aasians hate the NFL Cause theres no more rice"