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Joke of the Day
"Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint? He was surrounded by phone-ys!"
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"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? With Little Ceasars *drops mic, Harlem shakes off stage*"
"Finally had sex in a hall of mirrors I was fucking beside myself!"
"I like my women the way I like my coffee. Tied up on the back of a donkey."
"Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread."
"""Hey, where's the beach?"" ""Down by the ocean!"" -Dr. Demento, presumably."
"Told my kid not to touch the floor of the bathroom, so he licked the doorknob instead. The dumb is strong in this one."
"Cracked me up when I was 5, still cracks me up as an adult. Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Because they have such big fingers!"
"Why do blind people always laugh at jokes? Same as why they don't drive. They never see it comming."
"Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp? He opened a warehouse."