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Joke of the Day

"I'm so sick of seeing so many lazy abortion jokes on here Like can we just cut it out already?"

"When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me $85. That's why in the Navy, the captain goes down with the ship."

"Why is Halloween a crackheads' favourite holiday? Only two more sleeps til' Christmas!"

"I'm starting a plumbing supplies/computer software store. It will be called ""Shits & Gigs."""

"do you know why the chameleon couldn't change colors? he has a reptile dysfunction"

"What is the difference between your wife and your job? 5 years later your job will still suck."

"Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? - A: Catnip!"

"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor."

"I bought a fan today... It blows, man."

"Roses are red... Grass is greener When I think of you I play with my wiener"