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Joke of the Day

"I bought a fan today... It blows, man."

"What do you do if you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up."

"Two wives talking about sex The first asks 'Do you smoke after sex with your husband?' 'I don't know' replies the second 'I've never looked'."

"Sitting here eating blueberries wondering if my brain is improving Doubt it..... took too long to spell doubt"

"The moderators of The Joke Cafe rejected the joke I submitted about my penis. ... They said it was too long."

"You are so ugly, when people see you.. ..staring at yourself in the mirror for a long time , they don't think you are a narcissist but automatically assume you have Body dysmorphic disorder.."

"I went skiing yesterday. I didn't really enjoy it. I got to the top of the chairlift, but it was all downhill from there."

"What's the worst thing you can call a black person?.. Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor"

"Good friends are like bottles of sweet wine .. that's why I keep mine locked in the cellar."

"Just thought I'd let you know that I'm a chronic kleptomaniac... but don't worry, I'm taking something for it."