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Joke of the Day

"I'm starting a plumbing supplies/computer software store. It will be called ""Shits & Gigs."""

"Doctor Doctor I feel like a dog! Sit!"

"A wise man once said cheez doodles were better than cheetos, but his opinion was biased."

"Every time I pick up my phone after dropping it, I feel like one of those worried girls in movies who just took a pregnancy test."

"What do you call a snobbish criminal going downstairs? A condescending con descending."

"A proud German from Frankfurt was so pissed off when he traveled to England and people called him a Frankfurter ... ... he moved to Hamburg."

"What do you call a Nun that bites her nails? A bad Habit. I'll see myself out."

"Why did the melon leave her boyfriend? He said he can't elope."

"I tried to buy a new boomerang today but I couldn't throw my old one away."

"What do you call a spy who is into BDSM? James Bondage."