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Joke of the Day
"do you know why the chameleon couldn't change colors? he has a reptile dysfunction"
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"""Hey, Dad? Why don't you ever tell me you love me?"" the dad looks at his son, smiles, and says, ""You love me."""
"I always have to throw out my animal crackers. They always have that label: ""Do not eat if seal is broken""."
"Why don't they have gambling in Africa? There are too many cheetahs."
"What do you call a zombie Storm Trooper? An Imperial Walker"
"If I had $10 for every time someone called me racist... Black people would rob me."
"Cop pulled me over said ""papers"" I replied with ""scissors, I win"" and drove off. Now I'm doing hard time on the rock."
"Why did the book critic give The Road a bad review? Too many plot holes."
"What do you call a skinny feminist... Photoshopped"
"What does the Pope use to dry his hands? Papal towels."