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Joke of the Day
"Why is Halloween a crackheads' favourite holiday? Only two more sleeps til' Christmas!"
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"I bet you one dollar I can touch your tit without touching your clothes fuck it, it's just one dollar"
"what happens when you die? I've seen much scientific and spiritual literature researching and explaining what happens when people die. I've found that generally, they get put in the ground."
"Is cakeday. Comment with best Latvian joke. Make laugh. Is good distract from malnourish."
"What type of meat do catholic priests eat on Friday? Nun."
"Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ? Because it had a hole in the middle."
"Incest People say that incest is a game for the whole family."
"""Honey, we're out of bootleg DVDs, and Samurai swords."" - Flea Market attendees."
"Why do we call dogs, K-9? ...because K-10 is for cats."
"wish hard enough & anything can happen, they say. yet two hours later my stomach growls & my breakfast still isn't making itself. liars!"