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Joke of the Day

"Vermont's 4 seasons Vermont has 5 seasons: Almost winter Winter Still winter Mud season Road construction"

"What do you call a bisexual Scandinavian A bi-king. I know that was terrible. Also I'm not being racist because i'm from Scandinavia."

"A Psychic punches a blind man. The blind man didn't see it coming, but the psychic did."

"sex while camping? Now that's fucking in tents."

"If NASA are ever going to send someone to mars to collect water samples, They're going to have to planet very carefully!"

"What's a pedophile's favorite musical scale? D minor!"

"Why can't Asian couples have a caucasian child? Because two wongs don't make a white."

"Losing your virginity is a lot like learning to ride a bike... Dad is holding you from behind the whole time"

"How many Tourette's syndrome sufferers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Damn fuck shit screw you dickhead just one asshole twat cocksucker."

"Why does Victoria beckham shave her twat? Because he can't be trusted with the razor."