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Joke of the Day

"What does Miley Cyrus eat on Thanksgiving? Twerkey!"

"As I get older, I only find that two body parts start hurting all the time. My back..... And my front."

"An erection is like the theory of relativity. The more you think about it. The harder it gets."

"Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor? Their teacher told them not to use tables!"

"So, I friended Paul Walker on XBox. Sadly though, he's always on the dashboard."

"What did Michael Fox bring to baby Jesus? Parkincense."

"A man named Phil realized he was gay one night.... It was very Phil-filling"

"Singer Adele was rushed to the hospital after a fatal car accident Paramedics said they found her rolling in the jeep."

"Part of our choir got kidnapped last week! Two guys just got arrested for grand theft alto."

"The doctor said to treat my daughter's scratch with alcohol, so I kissed it."