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Joke of the Day
"What did Michael Fox bring to baby Jesus? Parkincense."
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"So I heard a new Pope was elected today... His wife and kids must be so proud!"
"What do you call half a ginger? George."
"Falling coconuts kill more people than falling sharks."
"Classic joke, prim and proper don't read it! Guy asks ""When do you kick a midget in the balls?"" Other guy answers ""When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice"""
"Frozen ""I hate how everyone is obsessing over frozen. They really need to just let it go."""
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking. ............. JK rolling!"
"What do you call a piece of spaghetti that steals people's identities? An impasta!"
"With God all things are possible; but with money all things are probable. And with a good accountant, they're all deductible."
"[NSFW] Its a good thing your vagina has a sense of humor... ...otherwise it wouldn't be able to take this joke."