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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone who swings both ways? A child, it's a child on a swing you fuckin' sicko; get outta here"

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"I had no internet or cable last night and I was left with my thoughts. I guess that's why the pioneers usually died so young."
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"Reddit, Facebook and Twitter should merge into one company called Bridge. To bring more awareness to Bridge Trolls"
"What's the correct instrument for measuring how fat your mom is? A size-mom-meter"
"Dad says he's practicing Tai Chi to learn how to align his 'Chi's Now, he says, he just needs to learn how to align his crackers, and he'll be able to make a perfect party platter."
"What is the worst thing about being an egg? You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!"
"Why didn't the rope get any presents this year? He was very knotty."
"I accidentally broke my cat's ""best butt"" award. It was a catastrophe."