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"Mathematically speaking.. The average person is mean. :-)"
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"So four gay guys walk into a crowded bar, there is only one stool free. How do they all sit? They turn the stool upside down"
"I can't be the only one that sees the day when a direct message from a catfish is called carp DM."
"If someone says they're going to quit their job to become a stand-up comedian, ... Are you supposed to laugh?"
"Yeah, I'm majoring in math. Then when I graduate I'll get a job down at the math factory. Maybe even work my way up to CEO of math one day."
"How do you make Holy Water? You boil the hell out of it. (credit to Tasteless)"
"Before my coffee this morning, I was a flying lizard's butt . . . . . . dragon ass."
"I've slept with every school teacher I've ever had. Yep, home schooling has its perks."
"If I had a penny for every Donald Trump joke, I would have a small loan of one million dollars"
"Star Trek jokes thread. I'll start: Q: How many Borgs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. You will be assimilated."