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Joke of the Day
"Listen, I'll play that funky music if you ask me in a nice, non-derogatory way."
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"I once farted in Apple store and everybody got pissed of... ...it's not my fault that they don't have Windows."
"Yo mamma is so fat when a bus hit her she said who threw the pebble."
"When I greeted my boss in the morning, he told me to have a good day. Who am I to argue? So I thanked him and went back home."
"I sext my foreign girlfriend a lot. I've come to find it's very difficult to say I'm stroking my cock in French; Although really I should just wait till class is over."
"What do clouds wear during a storm? Thunderwear"
"Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before social interactions, very helpful."
"Just blocked all users from Central & South America. I doubt this ""Zika"" virus can spread thru social media but why take the risk?"
"EVERY SENTIENT & NON-SENTIENT CONGLOMERATION OF MOLECULES ON THIS EARTH HAS A BF. WTF."
"What's blue and sings alone? - Dan Ackroyd."