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Joke of the Day
"You can lead whore to water... But you can't make her sink...easily."
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"I realised I've got a road rage problem when my five-year-old daughter shouted... ...""Pick a fucking lane,you dickhead!"" While sitting in my grocery trolley."
"What's Dean Martin's favorite eel? That's a moray."
"What's the difference between america and a yoghurt? A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years."
"2 condoms are walking down the street and pass a gay bar... One turns to the other and says ""Hey, you wanna go get shit faced?"""
"Something I hate When people older than 30 have sex with 18 year olds. It's like they want to be pedophiles but aren't ready to commit."
"*throws a rock at a bird* Me [writing in ""science"" journal]: birds don't like rocks."
"Why did the condom hit the wall? Because it was pissed off"
"[flashback to 1st date] *cuts round hole in bottom of popcorn Me: Popcorn? Her: No thanks. (Mom reaches from row behind) ""I'll have some."""
"Dark humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old."