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Joke of the Day

"My father once gave me ""the talk"" Storks bring white babies. Crows bring black babies. Swallows bring no babies."

"What a gay guy's favorite type of medicine A Suppository."

"What has 9 arms and sucks? Led Zeppelin"

"The rain is starting to worry me. I'm afraid that because I have a beard that my friends will expect me to build an ark."

"She said she'd keep an eye out for me I don't know why. I don't even like skullfucking."

"What's so good about being Swiss? Well, the flag is a big plus."

"When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof.... I was shocked"

"What is the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are twenty of them"

"How's banging a fat chick like riding a scooter? They're both a lot of fun until your friends catch you."

"The longer you sleep the more sleep you need. The more you eat the bigger is your appetite."