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Joke of the Day

"What lies in a pram and wobbles? A jelly baby."

"Say what you will about Carlos Mencia, he sure knows how to take a joke And present it as if he wrote it"

"What does the Dodge driver say when someone knocks the door? Cummins."

"Note to guy who hit the crosswalk button like 45 seconds after I did & just then it changed: You didn't do that. I did that."

"The FAA is reviewing the new Boeing Dreamliner... it might get thrown under the airbus."

"How are dildos and tofu alike? They're both meat substitutes."

"Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola? A: A viola burns longer."

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea??? I wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face."

"What do you call a man in the window? INNUENDO!!!!!!!"

"I'd like to give a shout out to those people born in 1932 who are celebrating their 21st birthday today!"