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Joke of the Day

"Note to guy who hit the crosswalk button like 45 seconds after I did & just then it changed: You didn't do that. I did that."

"Why are there so many good jokes about feminists? Well, they're huge targets..."

"To Do List While in Jail 1. Ask someone for an Eskimo kiss and when they shake their head no say,""Hey why'd you start without me?"" 2. 3."

"[NSFW] What's the difference between a sex doll and a store mannequin? Persistence."

"If you're afraid of elevators Take steps to avoid them."

"How do you know when you've fucked an apple? When you're in cider"

"What happens when ducks fly upside down ? They quack up !"

"Coworker: Do you ever think about work at home? Me: I don't even think about work at work."

"why does X always get to mark the spot? i bet Q would like a turn"

"A hiker tried to write poems but he didn't know what to do he tried all kinds but cleared his mind when he went for a haiku."