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Joke of the Day

"I'd like to give a shout out to those people born in 1932 who are celebrating their 21st birthday today!"

"If you steal somebody's rap lyrics, is it a rob-bar-y?"

"What do you call a female Hitler? [This post has been deleted]"

"What's the difference between an epileptic cornhusker and a hooker with diarrhea? One shucks between fits..."

"My girlfriend has a twin I asked for a threesome once and amazingly she said yes! Not only was her twin better looking but he was an all round great guy as well"

"It's funny when my wife gives me the silent treatment'. Because she thinks it's a punishmen"

"Why does the little mermaid wear seashells? Because the D shells are too big, and the B shells are too small."

"The longest minute in the world is the one between finishing SkyMall and waiting for them to allow electronics."

"Someone that knows three languages is multilingual. Someone that knows two languages is bilingual. So what do you call someone that only knows one language? An American."

"People that type in all caps are... Capitalists."