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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a pot head with down syndrome? A bongoloid."

"668 The neighbour of the beast."

"Vaccines comes from doctors --> Doctors are part of Obamacare --> Vaccines are BAD #Bible #AmericanSniper"

"Have you seen www.tame.com? Yes but I'm not wild about it."

"What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire? Bernadette."

"How many Will Ferrell's does it take to change a light bulb? One, AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!"

"What's the difference between a pizza and a pizza joke? You can't top a good pizza joke."

"What do Japanese people do when they have erections? Vote!"

"The ultimate comfort food: a blanket made out of grilled cheese sandwiches."

"I got mugged in college by a gang of Asians. Two of them held me down and a third corrected my math homework before fleeing into the night."