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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire? Bernadette."
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"Have you heard the joke about the three rats? It was cheesy"
"Few people knew that Albert Einstein had a brother that was an evil scientist who created a monster from body parts. His name was Frank"
"The pope gets caught with child porn, he says: ""Just looking at some old home videos at the Catholic Church"". Still a joke guys, I don't actually mean it. :D"
"How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children? Because he's not apparent."
"Ebola has been in the US for 1 day and people are already wearing masks. AIDS has been here for 55 years and fools still don't use a condom"
"After announcing our weight at birth, parents shouldn't stop. If they announced it at every birthday, we'd all be a lot skinnier."
"What does a Korean need when they're taking their dog out? Oven gloves."
"911: whats your emergency Me: Come quick, my son has swallowed a condom*Click 911: whats your emergency Me: It's ok, found another one."
"The last US election had a candidate called Mitt, a devout Catholic and a candidate called Newt, a serial adulterer. One was against same sex marriage and the other was against same marriage sex."