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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire? Bernadette."

"Sometimes I feel so alone, and then I remember I'm a part of the biggest, most reliable 4G network in the country."

"2030's kids won't get this... Drinking water."

"I was in the mall the other day, and suddenly I found myself on the top floor ""Boy"", I thought to myself, ""that sure escalated quickly"""

"Are you guys all right? No, you're all left. (Stolen from a master comedian from x factor)"

"Q: ""What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?"" A: ""The C"" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!"

"Why does Trump only use a laptop computer? Because of the small keyboard."

"The Cheesiest Joke I Know What did the cracker say to the slice of cheddar? ""Say, you're looking mighty sharp today!"" To which the cheddar replied, ""Fuck you, white boy."""

"Jokes About German Sausages They're the wurst."

"How does a black woman know that she's pregnant? The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)"