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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a killerwhale and a cow? I don't know but don't try to milk it!"

"The U.S Election is Kind of Like an Attractive Bisexual Because whether they go with a man or a woman, you know they're fucked."

"Russia's most prolific musician? JOHN LENIN"

"How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert? During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes."

"What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director? Steven Spellberg!"

"What does BMW mean Some say Bitch Moan Wine others say Black mans Willy Post what you think"

"I want to give my ex a great Valentines present to show him how much I still care. I think I'll go all out and buy him a Toyota."

"What is the difference between christianity and national socialism? In christianity, one guy died for all the others."

"Just been up in the loft getting the Christmas tree down, and I found a present from last year which we must have forgotten to give to the kids... ...shame really, they would have loved a kitten."

"Why didn't the American get the burger? ...because the heart attack got him first."