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Joke of the Day

"I don't see why everyone is up in arms about Oscar Pistorius.... Haven't we all woken up legless and fired a few into the missus?"

"The toothbrush was probably invented in Arkensas Anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush."

"If I ever got into the plastic surgery business I would call my company ""Breast Buy""."

"Is it against the law for postal workers to smile or was it my audacity to mail something?"

"Did you hear Miley Cyrus got a new job? Coworkers say she has an excellent Twerk ethic"

"Jokes don't kill people people who don't get jokes kill people."

"I've always sucked at math! How many people should there be in a relationship?"

"Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? Classical Conditioning (told by my psychologist student friend that is not on reddit, so all credit to him)"

"Your password must contain at least two female characters who talk to each other about something other than a man."

"Who supports Romney Bernie Madoff"