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Joke of the Day

"I think my friend Ben has a bad reputation. Every time I tell someone that me and my other buddy are friends with Ben Ofitz, they give me a strange look."

"I've been to the dentist a couple of times So I know the drill."

"I'm an old guy, and I fuck at least 3 super hot girls in their mid 20's every week I'm a student loan collector"

"Fishes. What does a fish say when it hits a concrete wall?"

"The worst thing about finding out Santa isn't real is that you realise it was your parents who were to blame for all the terrible presents"

"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? Because I'm not really a fan of the Indy 500"

"What was the most reliable and helpful vehicle in the 1800s? The ""I've got this Covered"" Waggon"

"I tried learning trigonometry under the hot sun Only thing i got was a tan"

"Imagine the most awkward thing you've ever experienced & it pales in comparison to watching me try to pass someone walking."

"What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rubber-Toe! (Roberto)"