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Joke of the Day
"Black Friday Matters!! No, all Fridays matter."
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"If my blood type is A+, can I use that for my GPA? Also how many credit hours does it count as?"
"Two ads? IN A ROW? On this website that gives me access to all the music ever made? I won't stand for it"
"What did the suicide bombing instructor say to his students? ""Pay attention. I'm only going to show this to you once."""
"What's Dracula's car called? A mobile blood unit."
"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight."
"My wife told me I needed to slow down on the alcohol... ...or better yet, stop driving altogether."
"""Hey, wait"" - African children watching Gatorade get dumped on a winning coach"
"GEEK BOOTY CALL... CHARISMA Looks like somebody rolled a 20 on their Charisma check!"
"I got 99 tabs open but my work ain't one."